- “No I am not hungry, you order for yourself.” (Ends up eating half of my food!)
- “I’ll come in 5 minutes!” ( This is the person who always cancels plans.)
- “I don't judge people on looks.” (People with double-standards)
- “I too haven't studied for tomorrow's exam.” (I know man you’ll top tomorrow, why such big lies?)
- “Money can't buy happiness.” ( Really? I won't explain this!)
- “H C Verma is a basic book for IIT-JEE”. ( Please never ever trust this! That shit is not at all basic!)
- “I have no balance, you call!” (You say this and then even I’ll not have balance.)
- “We’re best friends forever.”(Those who said left eventually! Liars! Those high school friendships!)
- “Just learn formulas and go, you’ll nail all the numericals in exam!” (Dude, it doesn't work, never ever!)
- “You can trust me.” ( Enough, it's the most elaborate method of self harm to trust someone more that your own self!)
*BURPS* (enough lies digested)
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