- Pee without coming in contact with the commode, or just pee anywhere for that matter.
- Skip wearing vest for a day. If we do it's equivalent then shit gets real.
- Go shirtless in public.
- Be hairy and not get judged for being lazy to not wax.
- Cook bullshit and still look hot while cooking (because men who cook *_*).
- Have a wardrobe malfunction and not make headlines the next day.
- Sit comfortably with legs wide open, that is, manspread, and not attract judgements of that eagle-eyed Aunty.
- Get married in an arranged setting without knowing how to make round rotis.
- Bend down to pick something up without having to cover their chest because no one's really interested to see what's inside.
- Plan their outings without the fear of tissues and blood accidentally starting to leak from their private region.
- Run without fearing juggles.
Wednesday, 5 July 2017
Things that men do that women cannot do
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